Wednesday, December 20, 2006

"Twas the Month Before Christmas"

A politically correct Christmas poem ... sent by a friend

Twas the month before Christmas
When all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying
Nor taking a stand.

See the PC Police had taken away
The reason for Christmas -- no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing,
About shepherds and wise men and angels and things.

It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say --
December 25th is just a "holiday."
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit,
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!

CDs from Madonna, an X Box, and I-Pod,
Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanza
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.

As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe's the word "Christmas" was nowhere to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penney's and Sears,
You won't hear the word "Christmas" -- it won't touch your ears.

Inclusive, sensitive, di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, now Darden, now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen,
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!

At the top of the Senate there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith,
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace.

The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded,
The Reason for the Season, stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate "winter break" under your "dream tree,"
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.

Choose your words carefully, choose what you say,
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS ... not Happy Holiday!

-- Anonymous Author

H/T to bt


infocyde said...

I think God is going to allow the world to be rocked, and there in lies an opportunity for we as a people to repent and get right with God, as God might take away our Xbox's and iPod's for a time. Great post.

Bryan Morrison said...

My mom just got this as an email and I googled it, which is how I found your post. Glad someone else heard of this weirdness! It's so funny to think that Christians are the ones who should feel irritated and oppressed around Christmas! Ha!!!!!

aggieangel2019 said...

sooo true and its weird seeing that the only reason stores can make such a big deal and sell so much stuff is because of Christmas in the Christ is born sense

Lisa Johnston said...

Merry Christmas!!!!!! <3<3